\nThis is a bad mistake, the neighbour whisperes behind your back. \ngoes to Adalbertstr and finds the cat from the picture you posted a few days ago.\nSome hours later a picture of a dead corpse is posted blaming you for the murder. The pressure and negative image drives you:\n\n[[Move, find a new joint on craigslist|Run]]\n[[ into hermatage. You die alone|Die Alone]]
You are walking down the street and see a miserable stray kitten. \n\n[[Take the kitten home and care for it|Take Kitten]]\n[[Keep walking|Keep Walking]]\n[[Take a picture and add it to Facebook |Facebook]]
\nYou get married and enjoy 2 years of wedded bliss. One day, however, your partner is trying to retrieve your cat from a tree. The person falls out of the tree and their neck is broken. It's just you and the cat now. \n\nA week later, the cat knocks over a candle you left on when you fell asleep during power outage. The house goes up into flames, you die, of course and the cat goes back on the street and returns to where it was found so many years ago.\n\nThe cat leaves the smouldering wreck of your house and returns to a tearful welcome from its original owner who's kitten was kidnapped years ago on Adelberstrasse.\n\nAnd they both live happily ever after.
\nHave it your way. Die alone, without the 'garbage'
Congratulations, you've chosen the right bin. Because of your environmental awareness, you will find true, blissful, unadulterated, foreverish, romantic love. \n\nTwo hearts meeting in front of the garbage bin and beating as one.\n\n[[Get Married]]\n[[Love is just a waste, kind of like a useless cat|Love Waste]]
\nThe kitten is a real pain in the ass. It tears up your sofa, pisses everywhere, it has fleas. You are starting to regret your kindness. \n[[Kick it to the curb|Curb]]\n[[Ask your neighbor to take it|Give Away]]
You find a beautiful, affordable flat with big windows and plenty of light. The owner is very friendly and everything goes well. \n\nOne day, you knock on your neighbors door to borrow a cup of sugar. The door opens up and on his living room wall, you see a giant painting of the cat you killed...
\nIn penance for killing the cat. You open up the bakery in on adelberstrasse and name it after the kitten, exactly where you found the cat years ago.\n\nThe cat however was not a stray and was owned by the owner of the shop previously located where your bakery is now. \n\nHe had gone into a mental spiral after losing his kitten, so he was forced to close the shop. \n\nOne day, returning to seek closure for his tragic loss. he sees you and recognizes you as the man who took his cat...\n\n
\nThe next day you go to the person's place hand over the cat. The door is cracked open and a note 'come in' is on it. \n\nYou walk inside and the door closes behind you. The room is full of cats.\n\nThey are gathered around a shrine decorated with candles. In the center of the circle is a picture of the cat that will be adopted. \n\nYour neighbor walks out of the kitchen, dressed in black. The person has a tray of cupcakes and, smiling warmly, offers you one.\n[[Take a cupcake|Cupcake]]\n[[Run like hell, find a new place on Craigslist|Run]]\n[[This person is awesome! get married|Get Married]]
\nThey are the most incredible cupcakes you've ever tasted. There is no way the rest of the world should not know about them. You have business experience. You see that she has her recipie collection on her fridge.\n\n[[You take a picture of it and start a cupcake business|Steal]]\n\n[[You offer to go into business with the person. Your business experience plus the neighbors cooking|Business]]
\nYou dispose of the poor creature and leave it at the neighbors front door. The next day you see a note on you door it says:\n\n"What a gesture! Dinner Tommorrow?" \n\n[[You agree and leave a note to accept|Dinner]]\n[[This person is way to creepy, time to back out. Start looking for a new flat on Craigslist|Run]]
\nYou post on facebook goes viral, Most people are offended and want you to apologize. Another mysterious and attractive person, however, thinks it's funny and wants to meet you.\n\n[[Meet the person|Meet]]\n[[Apologize|Apologize]]
You only take a few steps, looking behind you at the poor creature. Suddenly, you bump into your attractive neighbor.\n\n
\nYou are asked to meet the neighbor where you took the picture of the kitten, at night to enhance a cool geeky art project.\n\nThe other person arrives as they approach something hits you on the head and you pass out.\n\nyou wake up dressed in a wet furry cat suit, you are cold and hungry\n\n"How does it taste?"\n\nYou look around the voice is coming from the darkness. You try to find where, but the pain in indescribable. Electric shock where no one should ever be shocked\n\nYou hear the question again\n\na bowl of cat food appears before you and you know you have to eat it.\n\nIt's great you moan, and then realize that there are other \n'Cats' in the room. All people, dressed like you.\n\nBehind you is a Facebook page for a new brand of cat food is projected. It's a funny viral campaign featuring people dressed in cat suits, \n\nYou look around into the other cats eyes\n\nWhat is going to happen to us?\n\n
\nThe next day you go to the person's place for dinner. The door is cracked open and a note 'come in' is on it. \n\nYou walk inside and the door closes behind you. The room is full of cats.\n\nThey are gathered around a shrine decorated with candles. In the center of the circle is the cal you killed. \n\nYour neighbor walks out of the kitchen, dressed in black. The person has a tray of cupcakes and, smiling warmly, offers you one.\n[[Take a cupcake|Cupcake]]\n[[Run like hell, find a new place on Craigslist|Run]]\n[[This person is awesome! get married|Get Married]]
\nYou turn around angry and red faced and then suddenly calm down. The person you see is the most... really doesn't seem that bad and you give them a chance. You chat for awile about how comunnication can get messed up by technology and how it is turning people's brains to mush. 'Whatever happened to things like interactive adventures?' You ask\n\nThe other person lights up and there is real chemistry. You continue seeing each other, move in together and thoughts of marriage come up.\n\n[[Get Married]]\n\n[[This person still has an odd streak. You're sure you can find a better match, you decide to head for the exit|Head Out]]\n\n\n\n
Two Forces of Life
\nDuring the date the person mentions they have an idea for a project and think you'd be perfect for it, she likes the sound of your voice. it's called 'The Project to Please Animals', the neighbor says it's powerful and unique. The person's manner and tone of voice are a little creepy, yet you're mystified.\n\n[[Join in|Join]]\n[[Politely Decline|Decline]]
\nIt was a dirty trick, but that's business and you get rich. What you really feel bad about it killing that poor flea ridden nusciance. It weighs you down everyday. \n\nYou decide to open up an animal shelter so that other animals don't have to fear people like you.\n\nYou become quite popular and respected. And you post it on Facebook.\n\nOne day you recieve an FB message \n\nIt's your neighbor...
\nNot fast enough, you neighbor spots you and there is no mistaking what you are trying to do.\n\nWhat are you doing the neighbor screams, pointing to one of the other bins.\n\n
THAT NEVER HAPPENED. \n\nYOU DIE ALONE
Not fast enough, your neighbor spots you and there is no mistaking what you are trying to do. Neighbor tells you to put it in the other bin.
\nYou take the cat out back to drop it off in an alley. There is nowhere inconspicous except into one of the garbage bins. As you struggle with what you are about to do. Your neighbor comes out. You must now quickly decide: \n\n[[Plastics]]\n[[Organic]]\n[[Paper]]
\nYou are at betahouse. You post your apology, the attractive person now condems you for weak and mainstream.\n\n[[To impress this person, you kill the cat and leave it at the person's front door||Kill Cat]]\n[[You read her post, get angry and shout out 'Asshole!'. You turn around and see you neighbor behind you with a clear look at what you are referring to|Confront Neighbor]]
You come back as a stray cat.